Preface:
When my sister and I were very young, our dad read to us from The Book of Virtues, an anthology of moral tales edited by William J. Bennet. We listened with eager trepidation to the lion gobbling up Jim—the little boy who ran away from his nurse—and we shuddered at the crash of a marble bust falling upon Rebecca, a girl who slammed doors. It was around this time that my sister and I created “Manner School,” an extreme place, for extreme manners.
In recent years I have started putting together a story based on tales and drawings from our childhood.
Cover Illustration:
Work in progress: Illustrations for a story about Manner School, astonishing hairdos, and rabbits.
Classic classroom scene: The rabbits enter to the shock and great curiosity of the students, while the teacher continues with her lesson.
Double-page spread:
Climax: The wig is discovered caught in the chandelier much to the horror of its owner.
Resolution.
A powerful institution moved into the quiet town of Cramblyway setting up its head quarters in the rambling Meat Manor, a once-glamorous mansion built and owned by a family who had become quite wealthy through a popular brand of rabbit jerky. The house was named after Mr. Walter Coolly Meat, the meat tycoon who started the business years ago. It had stayed in the family for three generations, until the current owner, the great-granddaughter of W. C. Meat, under the persuasion of the mayor and the board of Cramblyway educators, offered the building as property for a new school—with certain questionable privileges for herself.
Cramblyway residents very soon discovered the new school presiding at Meat Manor was far beyond any expectations. Such discoveries began with first impressions, hair, in this case. The female members of this institution were known for their most peculiar hairdos, while the males were known for their decidedly unpeculiar hairdos. The most respected female members wore their hair up in something that can best be described as a beehive with a bun on top. The taller the hive meant the more prestigious the member, so it was a constant struggle to figure out the most effective method for putting it up and keeping it in place. And while one might be tempted to try alternate means (a hat or wig for example), authenticity was of the outmost importance.